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makes you realise why people turn to
drink after failed relationships.
Wimmen-Who needs them? Give me a cold
can of the piss-like substance
instead!
The above bit was written by me
<Sandman> but the following list was
originally written by Carrot/ABE. I
have credited you Carrot! Read on....
Why beer is better than women. Reasons why beer is better than women
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1.You can enjoy a beer all month.
Originally written by Carrot/ABE
for I.C.E issue 8. 2.Beer stains wash out.
Retyped for Amnesia by Sandman. 3.You don't have to wine and dine a
beer. ( A very American phrase-some-
If any of you Amiga phreaks out there thing I would never use intentionally
are having women troubles then I - Sandman)
suggest that you read this article
and I can promise you that it will 4.Beer waits patiently for you in the
make you feel slightly better. It car.
5.If a beer is flat you just throw it 14.If you pour a beer right you
away. always get a good head.
6.Beer is never late. 15.You can have more then one beer in
a night and not feel guilty.
7.HANGOVERS go away.
16.A beer always goes down easy.
8.A beer doesn't get jealous when you
grab another beer. 17.You can share a beer with your
friends.(Ha Ha Ha)
9.Beer labels come off without a
fight. 18.You always know that you are the
first to pop a beer.(He He He)
10.When you go to a bar you can
always pick up a beer. 19.A beer is always wet.(Har Har har)
11.Beer never has a headache. 20.Beer doesn't demand equality.
12.After you have a beer the bottle 21.A beer doesn't care when you come.
is still worth something.
22.You can have a beer in public.
13.A beer won't be upset if you come
home with beer on your breath. 23.A frigid beer is a good beer.
(He He He)
24.You don't have to wash a beer 32.A beer doesn't get cramps.
before it tastes good.
33.A beer doesn't have a mother.
25.A beer doesn't mind being on the
wet spot that IT left. 34.Beer doesn't have morals.
26.You can't catch anything but a 35.A beer doesn't go crazy once a
"buzz" from a beer. month.
27.After a beer you are not committed 36.Beer always listens and never
to nothing other than dumping the argues.
bottle.
37.A beer doesn't whine it bubbles.
28.You never find beer labels on the
shower curtain rod. 38.A beer doesn't have cold hands/
feet.
29.A beer looks the same in the
morning. 39.Beer is never overweight.
30.A beer doesn't worry about someone 40.A beer doesn't need much closet
walking in. space.
31.A beer doesn't worry about waking 41.A beer doesn't complain about the
the kids. way you drive.
42.A beer doesn't mind if you fart or 52.A beer doesn't mind getting dirty
belch.
53.Beer doesn't complain about in-
43.A beer never changes its mind. sensitivity.
44.A beer doesn't play hard to get. 54.A beer will never use all the
toilet roll.
45.A beer doesn't make you go
shopping. 55.A beer doesn't live with its
mother.
46.A beer doesn't make you mow the
grass. 56.A beer won't care if you have no
culture or manners.
47.Its easy to pick up a beer.
57.A beer won't bitch, yell or cry.
48.Beer doesn't pout or play games.
58.A beer won't give a fuck if you
49.Beer is easy to get into. keep a bunch of other beers around.
50.A beer doesn't need to go to the 59.If a can/bottle of beer leaks its
powder room with the other beers. inners all over the floor it smells
quite nice for a while.
51.A beer doesn't wear a bra.
That's about it really, men are just
as bad as women......
Cucumbers!!!!!!!!!!!
C'ya soon....Check the contax section
for my addy............Sandman/Asylum
==>Halliluja! Praise Beer!! - PLRS<==
Article by : Sandman/Asylum
Clipart by : Punisher/Eclipse